BACK-UP CELL PHONE BATTERY
Don't be that person (*cough* my wife *cough*) that has a dead cell phone because we'll think you're dead as well, because, well, we're braindead. Amazon Prime this shizz for $15 and don't make your friends become armchair Making A Murderer detectives
Any SEC football fan knows about the Floppy Flask. Instead of sneaking a Ziploc bag full of bourbon that carries a 87% chance of spilling all over the place, Amazon Prime yourself these floppy flasks from Flask2Go for $10
It's like if First Blood was all about having a drinking problem. Rambo loves him some craft brew! Amazon Prime this ammo pack called The Bandie.
Sure, ear plugs aren't exactly sexy, but quality hearing the rest of your life does have many benefits. Be the helicopter mom of your Gasparilla group and buy a whole pack of ear plugs for your squad.
Follow our buds at Waterloo on Facebook to see if they have their "Pay-As-You-GO" promotion Gasparilla Day.
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